***UUTAH Fantasy NBA League***

[Iceaxe]

Go get him Balls.....

[DirkHammergate]

Go get him Balls.....

You're a hater Iceaxe, I shall dub you my enemy.

[Iceaxe]

You're a hater Iceaxe, I shall dub you my enemy.

your just jealous cause i've been chatting with babes all day :naughty:

[DirkHammergate]

Big Balls, nice job, I throw a ton of junk at people but when I get trounced I'm the first to give you props....

I'm still going Wire2Wire you knuckleheads...

[Wasatch Rebel]

I'm still going Wire2Wire you knuckleheads...

Naw, I'm within one game of you now, Hammergate!!! Prepare to lose your name!! Then again, if I woud've gone against the Bashers this past week, I would've lost 5-2. Yikes!! I've got a soft second place going.

[accadacca]

Hammergate got HAMMERED!!! :bootyshake: And I have moved up three positions. Thanks for taking it like a man Hammergate. :2thumbs: :haha:

[DirkHammergate]

Hammergate got HAMMERED!!! :bootyshake: And I have moved up three positions. Thanks for taking it like a man Hammergate. :2thumbs: :haha:

The only one so far I haven't given the business too is Big Balls, the rest of you I still consider two bit Wells brothel house tramps.

[accadacca]

the rest of you I still consider two bit Wells brothel house tramps.
:lol8: :lol8: :lol8:

[DirkHammergate]

Wire2Wire picking himself back off the ground in fine form, still too early but I like my week's worth of games.

Who dropped Cassell?

[rockgremlin]

Hey Wire2Wire...thanks for dropping J. Howard a few weeks ago. I've been in serious need of a replacement for that CRIPPLE on my roster that goes by the name Corey Maggette.

[DirkHammergate]

Hey Wire2Wire...thanks for dropping J. Howard a few weeks ago. I've been in serious need of a replacement for that CRIPPLE on my roster that goes by the name Corey Maggette.

I dropped Jawanda Howard? Eh, who cares, I'm pretty solid up front, the Sam Cassell pickup was just a freaking off the chart score plus I know for a fact someone is picking up Brevin so my biggest competitor dumped Cassell for Earl Boykins and Brevin for Steve Blake... ouch.

Wire2Wire should stay intact after those moves.

[Wasatch Rebel]

Hey Wire2Wire...thanks for dropping J. Howard a few weeks ago. I've been in serious need of a replacement for that CRIPPLE on my roster that goes by the name Corey Maggette.

I dropped Jawanda Howard? Eh, who cares, I'm pretty solid up front, the Sam Cassell pickup was just a freaking off the chart score plus I know for a fact someone is picking up Brevin so my biggest competitor dumped Cassell for Earl Boykins and Brevin for Steve Blake... ouch.

Wire2Wire should stay intact after those moves.

In short order, you'll see why I dropped them. Knight is dropping like a rock in the rankings and can't stay healthy. Cassell is so inconsistent that I couldn't keep him. That and his abyssmal field goal percentage. These moves I made will actually help me kick your butt. :lol8: :lol8:

[DirkHammergate]

In short order, you'll see why I dropped them. Knight is dropping like a rock in the rankings and can't stay healthy. Cassell is so inconsistent that I couldn't keep him. That and his abyssmal field goal percentage. These moves I made will actually help me kick your butt. :lol8: :lol8:

Blake is more consistant than Cassell? That just doesn't make any sense, plus Brevin got hurt a bit but he's among league leaders in assists, that's like me dropping TMac cause he's got a shaky back. I think Brevin has missed a total of 2 1/2 games, I'd kill to figure out a way to get him on my team but with my current rotation of point guards who am I going to drop? Kidd? He gets injured sometimes....

[accadacca]

the Sam Cassell pickup was just a freaking off the chart.
Yer....uhhh.... :idea: I think you picked up Cassell cause he is your twin. He has a face that only a mother could love. :lol8:

[DirkHammergate]

He has a face that only a mother could love. :lol8:

And that he singlehandedly turned the Clipps into a playoff team, do I care he looks like an Alien? Hell no, he freakin balls...

[Wasatch Rebel]

Blake is more consistant than Cassell? That just doesn't make any sense, plus Brevin got hurt a bit but he's among league leaders in assists, that's like me dropping TMac cause he's got a shaky back. I think Brevin has missed a total of 2 1/2 games, I'd kill to figure out a way to get him on my team but with my current rotation of point guards who am I going to drop? Kidd? He gets injured sometimes....

Blake? No, but better field goal percentage, and not bad on threes, both of which I needed more of. His assists aren't far off from Cassell's and I picked up some other guys who are scoring. Granted, Boykins took a dive right after I picked him up, but just before that, right after he came back from his injury he was awesome. Brevin has dropped each new ranking. He may have come back from his injuries, but his stats have dropped considerably. Of course, I may have to eat my words on both those guys eventually, but you've got to realize, I've been watching them all season and I think I've helped my team, not hurt it.

[DirkHammergate]

Its cool, you gotta do what you gotta do. I've been hoping the Jazz would go after Brevin to serve as a tutor for Deron Williams, he's still got plenty of game left to.

[Wasatch Rebel]

Yeah, Brevin would be good tutor for Deron. I'm wondering what's happened with Deron anyway--seemed to have started off the season playing well, then dropped off--sort of seems like he dropped off after that incident with Whaley at Park City.

[DirkHammergate]

Yeah, Brevin would be good tutor for Deron. I'm wondering what's happened with Deron anyway--seemed to have started off the season playing well, then dropped off--sort of seems like he dropped off after that incident with Whaley at Park City.

I went to the game Saturday and was basically thinking the same thing, he flat out needs to play more. Don't know if Sloan doesn't want to play him 35 because he's a rookie but he's got far more talent than anyone at that position but Sloan seems hesitant with his Rookies.... That's a Sloanism.

BTW - LeBron is pretty good.

[Wasatch Rebel]

I went to the game Saturday and was basically thinking the same thing, he flat out needs to play more. Don't know if Sloan doesn't want to play him 35 because he's a rookie but he's got far more talent than anyone at that position but Sloan seems hesitant with his Rookies.... That's a Sloanism.

BTW - LeBron is pretty good.

Yeah, that's a Sloanism--but I love Jerry. I just think he's trying to get the rookie to prove himself in practice or make sure he follows the game plan when he's out on the floor. There's a learning curve involved.

And yeah, LeBron is good!!

[DirkHammergate]

Who am I owning this week? Legia?

[DirkHammergate]

Who am I owning this week? Legia?

Who's next? Blings? Its getting easy again....

[nitmik]

Who's next? Blings?

Your mom! Atleast she was for me :nod:

[DirkHammergate]

Your mom! Atleast she was for me :nod:

My mom is 70, ick!

[nitmik]

Your mom! Atleast she was for me :nod:

My mom is 70, ick!

thanks for clarifying that for me, it explains something that happened during the event

[DirkHammergate]

thanks for clarifying that for me, it explains something that happened during the event

What did you not understand about my mom being 70? You should go **** a midget if you have a fetish...

[DirkHammergate]

Who am I owning this week? Legia?

New week, new ways to Brokeback my opponent.

[DirkHammergate]

Beehives might help me expand my lead, well done Bungalow....

[DirkHammergate]

Hey Nitmik, you stink...

[nitmik]

Hey Nitmik, you stink...

eat dick

[DirkHammergate]

Hey Nitmik, you stink...

eat dick

I'm firing on all 8 right now, there wasn't a team I wouldn't have crushed 7-2 this week.

[DirkHammergate]

I'm not used to being up only 5-3 on Wednesday, I'll got 8-1 by Saturday.

[rockgremlin]

Good and crushed by Sunday huh? HA!!

I was down 7-2 going into sunday. What happened? :lol8:

[Wasatch Rebel]

Rock on P.A.!!! :rockon: :2thumbs:

[accadacca]

Yeah, the Afros gave it to Hammergate prizon style......bitzzzz.. :lol8:

[DirkHammergate]

Good and crushed by Sunday huh? HA!!

I was down 7-2 going into sunday. What happened? :lol8:

Yada, yada, yada, that shit happens to me once every 11 weeks where either my players take a vacation or my opponent runs like 8 to 10 more games at me.

If its any consolation to you all I've examined the contender lineups and my team is as close to untouchable in crunch time as I've ever seen. I'm going to love turning you into the gimp from Pulp Fiction...

[Wasatch Rebel]

Don't be surprised if Wire2Wire is Unwired by the end of tonight. I've nearly caught you Hammergate!!

[Wasatch Rebel]

Down goes Hammergate!!ERRRRRRRRRRRRR Unwired!! :lol8:

[live2ride]

Looks like I get to be the one to change up the top standings once again if the scores hold? I just need a full healthy team

[Wasatch Rebel]

Looks like I get to be the one to change up the top standings once again if the scores hold? I just need a full healthy team

You'd better get one fast!! :roflol: Like you and Hammergate are the only ones who have injured or players who aren't playing for some reason---I had Jameer Nelson on my team, who was injured for half the week. I also have David West on my team who missed a couple of games while his wife had a baby.

As of right now, I own you 7-2. So you won't be changing anything unless you do a lot more damage tonight.

[accadacca]

Funny that Hammergate disappears from the site the second he gets dethroned. :ne_nau: :lol8:

[Wasatch Rebel]

Funny that Hammergate disappears from the site the second he gets dethroned. :ne_nau: :lol8:

he'll be back if he happens to get by me this week--if not though, he's going to have to change his name once more. :haha:

[DirkHammergate]

Funny that Hammergate disappears from the site the second he gets dethroned. :ne_nau: :lol8:

he'll be back if he happens to get by me this week--if not though, he's going to have to change his name once more. :haha:

I actually got kinda busy, mostly this site blows but in the name of smack, your mouth looks kinds purdy.... I'll be all over your purdy mouth end of April.

[DirkHammergate]

Funny that Hammergate disappears from the site the second he gets dethroned. :ne_nau: :lol8:

he'll be back if he happens to get by me this week--if not though, he's going to have to change his name once more. :haha:

I actually got kinda busy, mostly this site blows but in the name of smack, your mouth looks kinds purdy.... I'll be all over your purdy mouth end of April.

[DirkHammergate]

Funny that Hammergate disappears from the site the second he gets dethroned. :ne_nau: :lol8:

LOL! You're team is garbage.... sit down, its a two man horse race... lol! freaking retard.

[Wasatch Rebel]

Funny that Hammergate disappears from the site the second he gets dethroned. :ne_nau: :lol8:

he'll be back if he happens to get by me this week--if not though, he's going to have to change his name once more. :haha:

I actually got kinda busy, mostly this site blows but in the name of smack, your mouth looks kinds purdy.... I'll be all over your purdy mouth end of April.

Hey Hammergate--my hemmorhoid doctor is your brain surgeon.

[DirkHammergate]

ItsHardBeingAPimp....

[Wasatch Rebel]

I call it your good fortune that I played four less games than you, and that Childress was injured--otherwise, you'd still be looking up. :lol8:

[DirkHammergate]

I call it your good fortune that I played four less games than you, and that Childress was injured--otherwise, you'd still be looking up. :lol8:

I'm 13-5 in two matches against you, plus I had Howard out for 2 games, Dalenbert for 1 and 1/2. I've tracked stats against your team cause for the life of me can't figure out how you are sticking with me over the last five weeks, its 4-1 Pimps since I've been tracking.... Good luck in the playoffs.

[DirkHammergate]

I've tracked stats against your team cause for the life of me can't figure out how you are sticking with me over the last five weeks, its 4-1 Pimps since I've been tracking.... Good luck in the playoffs.

A couple of those weeks where you won 7-2 against your opponent I would have got you 7-2, you understand, it validates my superiority.

[Wasatch Rebel]

I'm 13-5 in two matches against you, plus I had Howard out for 2 games, Dalenbert for 1 and 1/2. I've tracked stats against your team cause for the life of me can't figure out how you are sticking with me over the last five weeks, its 4-1 Pimps since I've been tracking.... Good luck in the playoffs.

This past week, could've easily been 5-4 in my favor--if Childress hadn't gone down. If he had reached his averages on steals and rebounds--it would've been a different story. My team is better now than the first week you trashed me, but like anyone else, mediocrity is only one or two key injuries away. So if you beat me when totally healthy, kudos to you. Rock on, bro. :rockon:

[nitmik]

Hammer lost this past week, cryin shame, "*" <---- oh you know what it means

[Wasatch Rebel]

Prison Style.

[DirkHammergate]

Is there a Commish in this league? I need to edit my "can't cut" list and I need commissioner assistance.

Thanks

Pimps

[accadacca]

I will drop just him for you and leave the "Can't Cut list" enabled. For the following reason.

Can't Cut list: A number of the best players in the game will be on this list throughout the season. When a player is on the list, he cannot be waived from a team under any circumstances. The "Can't Cut" list, which will be updated when necessary, will prevent managers at the bottom of the standings from changing the league dynamics by waiving all of their outstanding players.

[DirkHammergate]

I will drop just him for you and leave the "Can't Cut list" enabled. For the following reason.

Can't Cut list: A number of the best players in the game will be on this list throughout the season. When a player is on the list, he cannot be waived from a team under any circumstances. The "Can't Cut" list, which will be updated when necessary, will prevent managers at the bottom of the standings from changing the league dynamics by waiving all of their outstanding players.

Thanks.

[Wasatch Rebel]

Where is this "can't cut list"? I've never even heard of it.

[DirkHammergate]

Where is this "can't cut list"? I've never even heard of it.

I think Yahoo has a list of top 20 players you can't cut, its mostly for public leagues so at the end of the year (like now) the losers can't drop say a LeBron James just cause they're pissed and give the person in playoff contention an unfair advantage. Most leagues I play I know the jokers I'm playing with so we disable the can't cut list because invariably an asshole like TMac will go down for the remainder of the year.

That is all....

[Wasatch Rebel]

Okay--just wondering.

[live2ride]

Does our season end in the last two weeks of regular season play for the NBA? If So I need to be able to drop O'neal from my can't cut list also

[Wasatch Rebel]

Legia--aren't you playing anymore? I noticed for the last three days you've not updated your lineup and you have slots to fill and guys that could be playing them.

[Wasatch Rebel]

There, I left all of my players on the bench for Thursday, so now we can begin on a more even keel.

[DirkHammergate]

Hammer lost this past week, cryin shame, "*" <---- oh you know what it means

I'll be prison style raping you next week and I won't even be around.

[Wasatch Rebel]

I may be in trouble in the playoffs---I just lost my third best player, Chris Bosh, who may be out for the season. Yikes--what a bad time to lose an important player.

[DirkHammergate]

I may be in trouble in the playoffs---I just lost my third best player, Chris Bosh, who may be out for the season. Yikes--what a bad time to lose an important player.

That is a huge blow, I'm shaky as hell because of me losing TMac, I was able to grab Josh Howard but he's shaky at best. We might just end up with a sleeper champ, that would blow...

[Wasatch Rebel]

Crapper, I think it's going to be a fight to the finish this week--I'm up 6-3 now, but you have several players going tonight and I only have one, and a shaky one at that.

[nitmik]

It's going to be close, I just hope we beat that pimp bitch

[DirkHammergate]

It's going to be close, I just hope we beat that pimp bitch

There is no shame in taking 2nd, in your case Nits 4th.

[Wasatch Rebel]

Get ready 2 B rolled, Hammergate!! :lol8:

[DirkHammergate]

Get ready 2 B rolled, Hammergate!! :lol8:

You actually might, I have no idea why Maggette and Richardson aren't playing. A little info might be helpful but I can't get any.... Curses!

[Wasatch Rebel]

It's a crap shoot around playoff time---teams rest guys with minor injuries for the first round of the playoffs--I'm assuming that's what's happening.
On the other hand, if you had Garnett, you'd have a player sitting with a faked injury so that his team gets a higher lottery pick--expect that with some of the Jazz players after they're mathematically eliminated.
I wouldn't be surprised to see Duncan and maybe more of my guys resting some of these games. At least only playing as much as they have to.

[Wasatch Rebel]

I regret to inform Mr. Hammergate that I KICKED HIS BUTT!!!

Thanks all of you for playing. It was fun, but a bit tedious to keep up with the team adjustments week in and week out. Next year, I'll be back to defend my title if any of you want to join me.

Now, back to the real world! :rockon:

[DirkHammergate]

I regret to inform Mr. Hammergate that I KICKED HIS BUTT!!!

Thanks all of you for playing. It was fun, but a bit tedious to keep up with the team adjustments week in and week out. Next year, I'll be back to defend my title if any of you want to join me.

Now, back to the real world! :rockon:

Congrats on a great season, I had no answer for 1/2 my team resting up for the playoffs. Bummer.... I contemplated dropping Gasol, Kidd, and JRich over the weekend. That would have been insane...

Oh well, next year it'll be Flint and Me again cause the rest of you are the worst collection of fantasy players I've ever seen. See ya next year Flint, good job on the title.

[live2ride]

I regret to inform Mr. Hammergate that I KICKED HIS BUTT!!!

Thanks all of you for playing. It was fun, but a bit tedious to keep up with the team adjustments week in and week out. Next year, I'll be back to defend my title if any of you want to join me.

Now, back to the real world! :rockon:

Congrats on a great season, I had no answer for 1/2 my team resting up for the playoffs. Bummer.... I contemplated dropping Gasol, Kidd, and JRich over the weekend. That would have been insane...

Oh well, next year it'll be Flint and Me again cause the rest of you are the worst collection of fantasy players I've ever seen. See ya next year Flint, good job on the title.


I think it is just that we have lives and don't sit and do research on all the players and map out the draft and shit like that. Season was fun, I finally figured it out towards the end and for my first Fantasy bball it wasn't to bad. I'll Be back next year!! We just need everyone to acutaally manager there teams and not just drop the ball.

[DirkHammergate]

I think it is just that we have lives and don't sit and do research on all the players and map out the draft and shit like that. Season was fun, I finally figured it out towards the end and for my first Fantasy bball it wasn't to bad. I'll Be back next year!! We just need everyone to acutaally manager there teams and not just drop the ball.


You hit on it, its really not that hard and isn't necessarily about research, but setting your freaking line ups week to week. That's all I ask, it makes it really competitive if people perform that weekly task.

[live2ride]

Holy shit, it appears I can't spell today? You would think I have been drinking.

[Wasatch Rebel]

I didn't really do research, but I'll admit it meant a lot more to me than it probably should've---can't keep that competitiveness down. And I did do some research on the yahoo fantasy "add a player" page. Yeah, if everyone would just set their lineups that would've made it a lot more competitive. So now that everyone knows what it takes, maybe only those who really want to go to the trouble of setting lineups and doing a little research to replace injured or underperforming players, will sign up.

Anyway, thanks Hammergate for the props. It was a great battle--you kicked butt on me every time during the regular season.

[Iceaxe]

Yippee..... from last place after the first month to 3rd.... hope I don't hurt my arm patting myself on the back :haha:

Congrats Ender's Game

:rockon:

[DirkHammergate]

Anyway, thanks Hammergate for the props. It was a great battle--you kicked butt on me every time during the regular season.

Seriously, nice job keeping it up through the last few weeks, we both had some major players go down, Bosh v TMac that was probably a wash, you made some key pick ups that put you over the top. Props, you'd do well in our regulars league, you're a good/attentive player. I'll send you a link to join in the fall for our other league.

DHGPimp...

PS - The rest of you can go to hell...

[Wasatch Rebel]

Yippee..... from last place after the first month to 3rd.... hope I don't hurt my arm patting myself on the back :haha:

Congrats Ender's Game

:rockon:

Thanks! And nice comeback. :2thumbs:

[Wasatch Rebel]

Props, you'd do well in our regulars league, you're a good/attentive player. I'll send you a link to join in the fall for our other league.



Sounds fun!

[Botdat]

To early.

[basilone0331]

Anyone know when the fantasy season starts, the real season starts next week. Tuesday at LAL

[Wasatch Rebel]

It's just exhibition games next week.

[shanehadman]

I couldn't get it to work...WTF????

[Wasatch Rebel]

I couldn't get it to work...WTF????

Get what to work?

[shanehadman]

Sign up for fantasy basketball

[live2ride]

I want in on the Fantasy BBall again this year, so am I missing the posts or has is not been put together yet?