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07-20-2005, 11:26 AM
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine
that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very
much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for
starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the
father had ever experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted
the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at
how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously
helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the
doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch

07-20-2005, 12:06 PM
:roflol: That's a good one!!